WorstPredictionMan

"Sometimes, you have to look like an idiot now to look like a genius later. " -WorstPredictionMan (a future genius)

"Nothing is impossible." -Edmond Tarverdyan (featuring Muhammad Ali)

"Today, I consider WorstPredictionMan the luckiest man on the face of the earth." -Lou Gehrig

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 picks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one pick 10,000 times." -Bruce Lee

"WPM's going to win. WPM's going to win so much. WPM's going to win at predicting, WPM's going to win at Tapology. WPM's going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of WPM winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, WPM can’t win anymore.’ You’ve heard this one. You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. President, we beg you sir, we don’t want WPM to win anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else. And I’m going to say ‘I’m sorry, but WPM's going to keep winning, winning, winning, WPM's going to make Tapology great again.'" -President Donald J. Trump

Ranked 1st in Pick % (100%)

Undisputed winner of every event ever.

Tapology World Champion

Tapology MVP

∞x Tapology All-Star

First Team All-Tapology

3x Tapology Rookie of the Year

Tapology Defensive Predictor of the Year

Tapology Most Improved Predictor of the Year

Member of the Tapology Hall of Fame

1994 Winner of the Nobel Prize in Predicting after successfully predicting that Judgment Day would occur on or about September 6, 1994

2006 Time Person of the Year

2011 Winner of the Nobel Prize in Predicting after successfully predicting that Jesus Christ would return to Earth on May 21, 2011, where upon the saved would be taken up to heaven in the rapture, and that there would follow five months of fire, brimstone and plagues on Earth, with millions of people dying each day, culminating on October 21, 2011, with the final destruction of the world.